April 2012
4 posts
March 2012
11 posts
If you don't reblog this, you're heartless.
moonleaping:
This man was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
February 2012
31 posts
africans:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
January 2012
21 posts
a coffee joke.
thetahjmowryblog:
a husband and wife are fighting about who has to make coffee in the morning. the wife says “you wake up before me you should do it.” the husband says “it’s part of the cooking so it’s your responsibility.” “no.” the wife says. “it’s in the bible that the man makes coffee.” the husband says “Prove it.” the wife goes and gets the bible and sure enough there it is…”HEBREWS” (he...
